when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.